愛妻『 The Loving Husband...? 』 A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. 有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨銀行利率的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假 。 While they were there, the wife passed away.在渡假當中,他的妻子突然去世了。 The undertaker told 機車借款the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."葬儀社的人跟他說房屋貸款:您可以選擇花 $5,000 將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家,或者花 $150 把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷 。 The man thought about it and told him 農地貸款he would just have her shippedhome. 那人想了一會兒,就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉 。 The undertaker asked, "Why would you 負債整合spend $5,000 to ship your wifehome,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" 葬儀社的人不解資產管理公司地問他說:為何您寧可花$5,000 把尊夫人運回家鄉,而不願意將她葬在這美好之地,而且花更少錢呢? The man replied, "Long ago a man 支票貼現died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead." 那人回答:很久以前,有一個人在這裡死了,埋在這裡,過了小額信貸三天,他又復活了。 【聖經記述.. 耶穌死後第三天復活】 He continued: "I just can't take that chance..." 他繼續說著:我就是不個人信貸想冒這個險 ...  


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